CLOTHING & SHOE WARRANTIES? NOPE! Don’t get me started on clothing warranties. Some brands offer “lifetime guarantees” — which sounds badass — until you try to use it. I had a pair of boots that fell apart after like 18 months. The company said, “Oh, that’s due to normal wear and tear.” Dude, what else am I supposed to do with boots? Mount them on my wall?
Unless it’s a high-end brand with a true customer satisfaction guarantee — and I mean one with receipts like Patagonia or Nordstrom — most fashion or grooming products aren’t worth warrantying. Just buy quality up front and take care of your stuff.
THE CAR WARRANTY GAME. Now, let’s talk cars. This is the biggest area where warranties come into play — and the most confusing. Manufacturer warranties? Yes, those are generally solid. But the extended warranties they sell you at the dealership? Mixed bag. I’ve had friends get them and never use ’em. Others saved thousands because of a busted transmission or a faulty A/C unit.
Here’s my take — if the car has a rep for reliability (think Honda, Toyota), skip the extended warranty. If it’s a luxury car with expensive repairs (like BMW or Audi)? Might be smart to get that coverage. Just read the fine print and ask questions before signing anything.
SUBSCRIPTION WARRANTIES– SERIOUSLY?? You know what drives me nuts? These new subscription-style warranties. Like, “Pay $5/month and your blender is covered.” It’s death by a thousand cuts, man. You end up paying way more over time than the item’s even worth. If the blender breaks, toss it. Don’t lock yourself into another monthly payment. We’ve got enough of those already.
USE A CREDIT CARD INSTEAD. Here’s a trick most guys don’t know — some credit cards already give you extended warranty protection for free. That’s right. American Express, Chase Sapphire, and a bunch of others offer an extra year on top of the manufacturer’s warranty just for using their card. So you could skip the store’s upsell completely and still be covered. Smart money move, gents.